Sometimes I Wish That

Michelle would shave her head. It can be disconcerting to find black, curly hairs EVERYWHERE. Don't get me wrong. I love that sassy coif. But last night when I was brushing my teeth, I suddenly had the sensation that I was also FLOSSING my teeth. I whipped that brush out of my mouth to realize that there was a hoonhair intertwined in my bristles.