She's Been So Sick

I think she actually called in sick to work today instead of just calling in lazy like she usually does. :( Get well soon, Lazy-d.

Sometimes You Find

Motivation. She can bring herself to action when she feels that there is an important cause. Right now she is busy planning my birthday, even from afar.

Yes, She Typically Is Very Lazy...

Except for when it comes to education. Did you know that she loves learning so much that she is attending traffic school on a Saturday morning? She must really want to learn more about the laws surrounding road transit in our state. And you know what I think about it? That's good citizenship. We should all strive for the level of nobility that the lazy-d has evidently reached.

The Lazy Debutante Is

Going to name her children Todd. All of them. Because she really is that lazy.