Sunday, March 1, 2009
One Time I was in Roosevelt
And I saw a jazzie for sale. It was a used jazzie. Maybe it was even a generic jazzie. What are those other ones called again? Anyway, it was $350 or something like that, and immediately I and my co-travelers wondered how much money was too much money to spend on a joke. And a really, really great joke. Well evidently we decided that $350 was too much. But then I got to thinking... she probably wouldn't actually use that jazzie. What a shame. And what a waste. The honest truth is, I think she might actually be too lazy to use a jazzie.