She Can Get Dudes...

From the comforts of her own living room. Today a locksmith came over to fix our door (about time!!!). He actually came twice. Once when Michelle was home, and then again later when I was home. She must have really made an impression on him. When I was home he was like,
So... you live with Michelle?
And I was like, Yeah.
And he said, Is she single?
Yeah.
REALLY??!? She's a cute girl!
Yeah.
No way! What is she into?
Uh...hmmm... What is she into? Uh.... Like, uh.... I don't really know...
You don't know? But she's you're roommate.
Yeah, but... (How do you tell someone what a super lazy person is "into")... She likes to watch movies (?)

(Boring talk about locks. Blah...Blah...Blah...)
Well, I hope this works out for me. Put in a good word for me with Michelle. I'll take her out on a date if she wants me to.
I'll let her know...

*Text message sent to Michelle*: "The locksmith wants to ask you out. He's asking me what you like to do. He seems like a catch."

Impressive. Most of us at least need to get off the couch to get dudes.

Hmmm...

NOT TOO LAZY TO RIDE THE RUSH COASTER AT LIBERTY LAND!!!

She's In France Right Now...

But don't worry, the only food she's not too lazy to eat is McDonald's. That's the only food she's eaten in France. She's way excited about the Royale.

Sometimes.....

laziness isn't a choice.


We lovely you Lazy-D. Don't worry, elin will type the letters into your keyboard.

M O N S T E R . C...........

She's Been So Sick

I think she actually called in sick to work today instead of just calling in lazy like she usually does. :( Get well soon, Lazy-d.

Sometimes You Find

Motivation. She can bring herself to action when she feels that there is an important cause. Right now she is busy planning my birthday, even from afar.

Yes, She Typically Is Very Lazy...

Except for when it comes to education. Did you know that she loves learning so much that she is attending traffic school on a Saturday morning? She must really want to learn more about the laws surrounding road transit in our state. And you know what I think about it? That's good citizenship. We should all strive for the level of nobility that the lazy-d has evidently reached.