She's In France Right Now...

But don't worry, the only food she's not too lazy to eat is McDonald's. That's the only food she's eaten in France. She's way excited about the Royale.

Sometimes.....

laziness isn't a choice.


We lovely you Lazy-D. Don't worry, elin will type the letters into your keyboard.

M O N S T E R . C...........

She's Been So Sick

I think she actually called in sick to work today instead of just calling in lazy like she usually does. :( Get well soon, Lazy-d.

Sometimes You Find

Motivation. She can bring herself to action when she feels that there is an important cause. Right now she is busy planning my birthday, even from afar.

Yes, She Typically Is Very Lazy...

Except for when it comes to education. Did you know that she loves learning so much that she is attending traffic school on a Saturday morning? She must really want to learn more about the laws surrounding road transit in our state. And you know what I think about it? That's good citizenship. We should all strive for the level of nobility that the lazy-d has evidently reached.

The Lazy Debutante Is

Going to name her children Todd. All of them. Because she really is that lazy.

This Is What She's Doing Today...

She went tanning (again).
She hurried home because she had to hurry over to a little Vietnamese lady's house to have her paste on some long eyelashes.
She has been very slow and lazy to do her laundry. Yes, in many cases this is fine. But we live in a building with 12 apartments and only 2 machines. She's doing a LOT of laundry and she's taken about 2 hours between each switch. Which basically means no one else in our building will be doing laundry today. Good thing everyone in our building is our friend now, otherwise this lazy, vain debutante might have trouble on her hands.
I'm not sure what else she'll be doing today. I'll let you know if there's anything good.