Michelle...

...is getting hand-fed tonight.

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Dear Lazy D,

I love you. I love you. You are the best life partner. I hope you never, ever, ever, ever snap.
Love,
Lady Ace.

Supporter of All Things Evil

Sometimes I try to get BryGuy to go with me to church and the Lazy-D is all, "No, don't go to church. Come eat some piggy food with me and watch way boring soccer."

Ruiner of All Things Good

One time we were driving somewhere late at night and Nathaniel was listening to G&R to help him stay awake (and for the pure enjoyment of course) and the Lazy-D was all, "I don't feel like listening to this" and she changed it to Grizzly Bear. Yeah, thanks for helping the guy stay awake. Then we crashed.

Classic Laziness

Last night the debutante came down to Orem to go skating at Classic with me and some other dudes. She proceeded to skate around the rink once, and then parked in a booth for the rest of the session, asking frequently when we would eat. She held out, but it took a lot of effort to keep her happy while we skated.

Guess Who...

Received 3 snuggies for Christmas!!??!! I'll give you a hint, who is commonly known as being way WAY lazy? yeah. The lazy-d. That's who. We were thinking of how she can use 3 snuggies. I don't think it'll be too hard. We were thinking of maybe one in the bathroom. She definitely wants one to wear to work. And we were thinking as a special surprise to sew on her jersey shore name to one of her snuggies. "The Incident."

I Overheard This Conversation The Other Night...

The Lazy-D was doing what she does best. Flat on couch. Blanket on top. Laptop on blanket. Some food or beverage item nearby. TV on in background. Something about it gave me the impression that this position had been held for quite some time.

Well, she was on the phone with her dad and they were talking about their Seattle trip they're planning. He wanted to give her some flight confirmation number or something. I'm not sure. All I heard from my end was this:
"Can you just text it to me? I can't really write it down now..."

Of course. Of course. Why would she be expected to go to such an effort.